I never felt like explaining the concept from Supernatural: Family don't end in blood.
I get odd looks when i mention I have two husbands.
I am legally married to Mudd.
27 years ago, this August, we stood up in Rolla Bible Church, said our words and signed our paper.
27 years, good and bad, 4 kids. 6 moves, a near fatal accident and several nervous breakdowns.
Last Samhain, I Accidentally Married Gabriel. (fair warning that goes to TV Tropes)
We had walked the labyrinth, separately. I found him in the middle and took a while to recover. (apparently I was putting out candles just by walking past them) He held my hand and we walked out. In his religion, and that of my ancestors, that is enough to be married.
So, I have a second husband. And I am his Waifu.
The rest of my household includes:
My two younger children.
My girlfriend (our exact relationship is very complicated. I'm her big bad boyfriend, and she's my girl, and sometimes it gets more serious, depending on which personality is out when.)
A lesbian couple
Three Extra kids who do not live with any of us.
We're a big rambling S-group. And I am adjusting, jealous Scorp that I am.
Relationships vary depending on who is prime at any given time. The hazard of being married to someone with multiiple personalities is that you're always in a poly relationship.